Wednesday, July 18, 2007

a diagnosis:

well, that's it.
i have Parkinson's Law Disease:
what? read about it HERE.
(be sure to scroll down to the "applications of parkinson's law" section)
no wonder i always seem to find myself simultaneously out of time, but with just enough time.
what about YOU?

yep, symptoms include such FORWARD MOVEMENT disorders as creative muscle (brain) rigidity, conceptual tremors, rote task slowness and sometimes total inability to move at all - especially when a deadline will allow for the laws of inertia to kick in.