a man needs something he can hold on to,

a nine-pound hammer
or a woman like you:

deep fried oreos =

crack in south of tarnation.

early morning walk

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recycling in south of tarnation

follow-up call

landlord's delight

secrets

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fill 'er up

pre-paying for gas in south of tarnation.
now think about this one.

the men from south of tarnation (?)

look here. (click on any man if you just can't get enough.)