you are here. is it nowhere?

7 QUESTIONS:
- how much?
- who i gone call?
- did you SELL it already?
- baby pig or old, tired pig?
- 1 pig or 5 pigs?
- this little piggy went weeee, weeeee, weeeeeee?
- huh?


"SAIEWOMAN" WELCOME:


YOUR BUTT MUST BE ____FEET, ____INCHES WIDE TO GET OR GIVE
A SHAGGIN' LESSON HERE:
the lady in the white pants and blue shirt was quite a sport.
(hold your pigs - it may take a few seconds to load.)