things i think should be illegal
1. hand-painted signs with words spelled like "ANTEEKS," "KUNTRY KORNER" and "KUTS N' SUCH."
2. those awful magnet car sticker-things that no one knows which way to aim - plus the type is always too scrolly and small to see. HOW did real ribbons (that were usually red and appeared roughly once a year) end up morphing into these big, ridiculous-looking flat things? i'm thinking of making one that says "these things suck." of course, by the time i turn it sideways or upside down and get it on the car, no one will be able to read it anyway.
3. colored rubber bracelets.
4. spandex in any size larger than a large.
5. footage of the deceased pope laid out on what appears to be a folding table with bricks under one end.
2. those awful magnet car sticker-things that no one knows which way to aim - plus the type is always too scrolly and small to see. HOW did real ribbons (that were usually red and appeared roughly once a year) end up morphing into these big, ridiculous-looking flat things? i'm thinking of making one that says "these things suck." of course, by the time i turn it sideways or upside down and get it on the car, no one will be able to read it anyway.
3. colored rubber bracelets.
4. spandex in any size larger than a large.
5. footage of the deceased pope laid out on what appears to be a folding table with bricks under one end.
